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Notes: 1 / 2 years ago
In my version, Snow White hangs out with Douchey
So the questions was, “You have to rewrite ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs’ – what do you rename the title characters?”
Crappy
Always shitting himself…Oh that Crappy…Screwy
He likes to screw things…with his penis…Horny
He wishes he could screw things…with his penis…Sucky
Poor lil’ guy is no good at anything…that, and he likes to suck things…with his mouthBitchy
Nag, nag, nag…Douchey
He thinks he’s awesome and Dwarf God’s gift to Dwarf women. Likes to wear his shirts unbuttoned showing that clean shaven torso.Skippy
I don’t know why he’s called Skippy, he likes to murder other elves. He’s an elf serial killer, so the others need to watch out. I know, weird that he’s named something that doesn’t fit his personality. Well, my name is Jorge and I’m neither a “whore” nor made of “hay,” so… Notes
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